24 Best Life Lessons Seinfeld Taught You

It claimed to be a "show about nothing." But it taught us everything.

24 Best Life Lessons Seinfeld Taught You

It claimed to be a "show about nothing." But it taught us everything.

If you were around for the ’90s, chances are you learned more about life from this iconic sitcom than in any classroom in the world. Perhaps that’s why, on Friday, fans flocked to Twitter to share some of the most important life lessons that they gleaned from this incredible show. It may have marketed itself as a “show about nothing,” but in true existential fashion, it taught us everything. So read on, and never forget the difference between taking and holding a reservation ever again. And for more great advice, be sure to check out these 33 Ways to Stay Lean for Life.

1
How to properly greet friends

2
It’s not about taking the reservation, it’s about HOLDING it

3
How to slay a photo shoot

4
When you control the mail, you control information

5
You can quit your job and go back in on Monday and act like it never happened.

6
Never ever double-dip a chip in public

7
When you don’t know what to say, say this:

8
You can’t return a jacket out of spite

9
Watch out for close talkers

10
How to screen calls from people you don’t want to talk to

11
Skinny Jeans are NOT for everyone

12
How to own the dance floor

13
Just because you don’t work there, doesn’t mean you can’t get fired

14
Festivus is the best holiday

15
Don’t be afraid to do the opposite

16
Soup is precious

17
Never EVER fall asleep in a hot tub

18
Getting a seat during rush hour takes strategy, not stamina

19
How to ease stress

20
The pirate shirt is not a good look

21
Find humor in the little things

22
Shrinkage is not a myth

23
How to look busy at work while doing nothing

24
It’s not a lie, if you believe it

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